Archive for the ‘news’ Category

UNMANNED SPOKESDRONE COMPLETES FIRST MISSION
August 5, 2008
“It’s also capable of serving jail time”
Via The Onion

CHRISTIAN BALE ARRESTED
July 22, 2008
Christian Bale was arrested this morning for assaulting his mother & sister on Sunday in his hotel in England. I’m sure the altercation went something like this:
Christian: Mom, did you love the movie? I’m batman!
Mom: Yea, but why did you have to do that voice the whole time? It was a little much.
Christian: What? That’s my batman voice, so that they don’t know who I really am.
Sister: Yea, but Mom’s right. Couldn’t you have talked normally? I mean do you really think you have THAT distinguishable of a voice in all of Gotham that you have to talk like your about to cough up a lung? I wanted to give you a lozenge for your throat
Christian: Why I oughtta…

NEWS CLIP COMPILATION
June 25, 2008
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN RIDICULOUS
June 19, 2008A 12 year old girl in Canada sued her father for grounding her. The crazier part is that she won and the court reversed the grounding. I guess this is another reason for Americans to threaten to move to Canada (or maybe vice versa?)

T Douadi find via Sydney Morning Herald

Teleprompter mishaps
June 12, 2008See O’Reilly! There’s no need to argue and try to have what’s on the prompter changed. This news anchor shows us that its just as easy to just read it through and pretend like whatever you just said never happened.

REPORTIN’ FROM THE STREETS
June 11, 2008
REPORTIN’ FROM THE STREETS
June 11, 2008
REPORTIN’ FROM THE STREETS
June 11, 2008
