WTF WRESTLING

Wrestler asks for someone in the audience to toss him a chair to beat the crap out of his opponent. Unfortunately, every single person responds to his call for action. Don’t worry though, wrestling is fake…right?

via Coed

HOW NOT TO CAUSE A MISTRIAL

This guy chooses to represent himself in court, but soon realizes he has no chance of winning. He decides to fake a heart attack in the middle to hopefully get out of the trial, but after they check his vitals and realize nothing is wrong, his plan quickly backfires. However, his commitment to this horrible lie is incredibly admirable.

M Livadary find

BROKEN SKATEBOARD HAS LAST LAUGH

After missing a jump this kid is pissed and takes it out on his skateboard. But I think the skateboard actually blames the rider.

PARTY PRANK CAUSES FIGHT

Apparently Guy A was dared to slide across a line of tables for $20. When he runs and jumps to do it, Guy B kicks the table out from under him. After this, a few other guys get really pissed that the stunt didn’t go well and collectively kick Guy B’s ass.

MAKE LOVE NOT NOOGIE

A student was suspended from school for 2 years for giving his teacher an “alleged” noogie. The last time the school has had to deal with such behavior was back in 2002 when Bobby Smith called doorknob on his guidance counselor….he is currently serving a lifetime sentence in the California State Penetentiary.

YOUR IPHONE IS WORTH NEXT TO NOTHING

For all of the Asshole 2.0’s out there, take a look at your iPhone’s declining market value.

Sucks to be you/me.

via Subtraction

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN RIDICULOUS

A 12 year old girl in Canada sued her father for grounding her. The crazier part is that she won and the court reversed the grounding. I guess this is another reason for Americans to threaten to move to Canada (or maybe vice versa?)

T Douadi find via Sydney Morning Herald

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

There’s a series of videos online of people getting hurt while doing various stunts that really have no option but to end bad (see jumping off a bridge into a dried up river).

I don’t understand what the stunt here is supposed to be or how it could have possibly gone better for this guy.

Guy nose dives down an escalator. (There is blood here)

Warning: This one is not for the faint of heart.

TREBEK DELIVERS SOME BAD NEWS

Above was what had happened before the break.

Now, watch as Alex Trebek tries to make small talk before he takes back the money that was awarded to the contestant. The look on the guy’s face is priceless.

via BWE

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MICROWAVE + PING PONG BALL = AWESOME

Watch the below video to see what happens when a ping pong ball is placed in a microwave. (Spoiler – flames erupt.)

via MentalFloss